Ladies, please do not read further, this is for men. To proceed further could cause you distress and unnecessary aggravation, since your collection of intelligent synapses will have difficulty appreciating the males need from time to time for solitude.
It is in the nature of man, hard-wired from birth if you will, to need to retreat or escape from his female dominated existence. At birth from mother to teacher to wife and/or companion, the male specie is constantly loving, putting up with or despising some feminine influence. From time to time, he needs to get away. He probably values these possessors of feminism, but from time to time, he needs to get away.
What every man needs to keep his sanity and balance is a hideaway, cave or den. Be it a separate room in the attic, cellar or the shed behind the garage, it does not have to be fancy or stylish, just separate and solely and exclusively his. In this place of refuge, he needs not a telephone, computer or fax machine. He can bring in all of his smelly sporting goods, stack his aromatic fishing and hunting gear in the corner, his favorite greasy hats along with other trophies he may treasure.
A refrigerator to keep his beer would be nice, even if he doesn't imbibe, his male friends may visit from time to time. A comfortable chair --maybe a recliner would be nice along with a wide screen television, so he could watch his favorite football game un-interupted. A stereo player would also be nice so he could listen to his favorite Jazz or symphony concert with unrestrained volume. And maybe a girly calendar like they have in Automobile repair shops.
A bit of a warning, gentlemen. Females cannot be allowed in this retreat, because they will start with small improvements in the decor, which will ultimately make your place of hiding into a decorator's showplace.
To all men in search of retreat--Good Luck!
With Love and Kindness,
THE HATMAN
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