A spoof seen recently in a blog comment:
In concert with the medicare bill, congress will mandate that all poor people become wealthy.
All unemployed people shall be forced to get jobs or face fines.
The auto industry will be saved by forcing Americans to buy a new car or
face stiff penalties.
The real estate industry can rejoice because congress will mandate that every man, woman and child shall buy a house or pay a huge fine, jail sentence or both.
Rich people will be required to give up all of their their money to the money czar to be distributed to deserving poor people and members of the czar’s staff. Members of the money czar’s staff and legislators to be exempt and not required to give up their money.
A transportation czar shall be appointed to select key members of congress and
the executive branch to receive a Boeing 757 for their travel needs.
With Love and Kindness,
THE HATMAN
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